Welcome, welcome, come on in, make sure that nobody’s left behind. Do we have the full tour group? Good. Ladies and gents, welcome to the spider level! As you know, this government-mandated zone is required in every MMORPG, so I hope you brought your stomping boots and lack of arachnophobia! Keep your collars buttoned and your eyes trained to the ceiling, and if one of you is chosen for the honor of feeding the queen, then we will inform your next-of-kin of your noble sacrifice. Let’s do this!
Lucky Jinx found the spider level in World of Warcraft: “A freaky cave. Yeah it’s still WoW, not a cartoon Alien.”
To those who made it out of the spider cave, feast your eyes on the sorcery that has conjured up a board game… within a video game! What madness is this? Why, it’s Katriana in Neverwinter, getting immersed into the tabletop D&D spirit. Roll for initiative!
Anyone hungry after all of that? Let’s keep the odd sights going as we grab a space hot dog with Hikari in Star Citizen! I, too, am better than I look.
“Time to show off all the pretty JPGs, and since we’ve been on a bit of a Star Citizen binge, playing 2-8 hours a day for the last two weeks, have some shooty ships, some fireworks, and a double dog.”
“I started this alt in Final Fantasy XIV to do some Hildibrand Manderville quests,” Minimalistway said. “She looks exactly like one of the NPCs in the quests, but now I’m taking her to the end of the universe. I stopped here for a pretty screenshot.”
This week in the Exciting and Sweaty Adventures of Vincent, “The good work must continue!” or “Are you gonna let me have a swing at it or what?”
Someone’s gonna get their fingers pinched on that thing, I can tell. Have an ice pack ready.
Strike while the iron is hot — and take a few fun screenshots to share with us down in the comments below! Remember, if you don’t provide photographic proof, then we won’t believe a word of what you say you’re playing.