When the moon is crashing down onto the surface of your planet, do the following. First, blame Roland Emmerich. Second, don’t panic. Third, summon the strongest member of your party to take the alpha strike so that the rest of civilization can endure. Fourth, ask Link if he can rewind time back to the first day. You should be good then.
“The always heroic, always divine Thursday Raider, Cleric for the DDO Stream Team,” said Hikari. “Any rumors of a future where she makes a pact with a Fiend to smite the unworthy is purely slander.”
Katriana is making all kinds of friends in Guild Wars 2: “This construct was very proud of itself for its part in helping to save Amnytas.”
Gold star for that rock buddy!
Little Bugbear is absolutely goofing off in a very serious, very solemn video game: “This week I have been playing one thing and one thing only: Earth Defense Force 6. Let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride. ANTS!”
“I have hanging about in the area where all the time lines end,” said Doiley101. “Last Epoch is a story about trying to go back to the past and change it so your future isn’t screwed up. We all know how that ends, right? With a dragon swallowing all the time lines.”
Stupid dragons. Always their fault for everything.
And we’ll cap this week’s column with IronSalamander8, back from the Quite Serious Gamers Convention (QuiSiGC, for short) and ready to show us a spreadsheet of a tactical strategy game with hexes and flow charts and — apparently — Genghis Khan-themed rollercoasters.
If you could go back in time to last week, what screenshots would you preserve for all time? Assuming that your time machine is borked, maybe you can be proactive this week and snap a pic or two of your MMO adventures to put in the comments!