One Shots: Spit take

    
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One Shots: Spit take

If my experience with that giant camel at Aladdin’s Flying Carpets at Disney World is any indication, all dromedaries are jerks that want to spit on your head while you’re already suffering from minor heat stroke in the warm Florida sun.

So my advice for Hikari is to stand very, very still as this Conan Exiles camel takes out its ire on the photographer. Someone’s gonna get a face full of camel spit, is what I’m saying.

Mysecretid sent us in this Champion Online pic: “Yes, the archer archetype (archer-type?) has to be played more carefully than other heroes in the game, especially at lower levels. They’re ‘squishier’ than other supers if they get swarmed, so you have to pay more attention during battles so that you don’t get caught out. Even after leveling a bit, and having a wider array of special arrow attacks to choose from, you still have to stay sharp. Basically, you have to be really brave… just like Hawkeye!”

Over in Final Fantasy XIV’s strange and wonderful world, JonBuck was treated to this multi-colored avian sight in Mor Dhona. I don’t know my omens and portents as well as I should, but if I can hazard an educated guess here, this means that the sky is about to start raining Skittles in about five minutes.

“I got while out doing the Crystal Tower quests in FFXIV,” said Pandalulz. “Who knew the entire shell of Dalamud was just sitting there north of Mor Dhona? I didn’t. I did catch a neat lightning flash accidentally though, so there’s that.”

And over in Blade and Soul, Utakata is in a high noon standoff. By the way, this is the appropriate social distance that you should establish between you and any camel.

Again, camels are jerks.

That’s it for this week, but the fun continues in the comments! Share some of your best or most notable screenshots from your MMO gaming, along with a story or description.

Every week, One Shots shines a spotlight on the best community screenshots from your MMO adventures. If you have a great pic to share, email it to justin@massivelyop.com with the subject “One Shots.” Make sure that the picture is over 880px wide and comes with a description or story!

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Hikari Kenzaki

Finally went to work on the well-worn House of Light uniform in GW2 this week.

It’s an outfit we try to replicate in as many games as possible. Even have one in our game. :)

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Hikari Kenzaki

There are more. And more

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Hikari Kenzaki

And pants complete the set. :)

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miol

What?! Only 4 submissions so far? We can’t leave Justin hanging, guys!

Just saw this commercial somewhere in GW2:
– “Looking for a palace? Don’t know what to do with all your gold, you’re hoarding like a cliché of a dragon? Then Vabbi Emporium might have just the right one for you! We got red palaces, green palaces, blue palaces!

Sure, some are infested with purple crystal dragon minions or the palace’s former undead landlords! But for the prices we’re offering them, you’ll certainly be able to afford some adventurers (ahem.. murderhobos) to do some clean up! So come on down to Vabbi Emporium, the only place where gold sinks aren’t a scam!”

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Hikari Kenzaki

I had to collect myself long enough to not take Conan shots and ended up taking GW2 as well :)

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Minimalistway

The “Abyssal Maw” sounds so dreadful, but the place is so beautiful, look at this faceless one dancing, it’s almost a disco, just need more laser and lights.

I confess; mushrooms creep me out, in real life and in games, most of the time i have no problem looking at mushroom, but then the game show me this huge skull with mushroom coming out of the eye socket … eww

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Utakata

Last person standing…

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rafael12104

Great cap!

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Vincent Clark

o/

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Hikari Kenzaki

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Utakata

That should give Mr. Schlag enough fodder of his editorial memes for a while. o.O