One Shots: Yet not as messy as my teen son’s room


Some weeks we begin our One Shots tour with breathtaking vistas that leave you an emotional wreck as you silently cry at your computer and your family worriedly asks if you’re OK. At that point you stand up, raise your fists, and cry out, “TRULY, I HAVE SEEN GLORY!”

Yeah, this is not one of those weeks.

This is one of the weeks where we begin with a Warframe shot that looks like a space snail sneezed everywhere. “The Infestation is both beautiful and disgusting,” said Minimalistway.

Is there ever a bad time for a neon noodle stand? If so, I haven’t encountered it!

Greaterdivinity is making friends in Guild Wars 2: “Part of my new set showing, but mostly just a few interesting lunch guests. A blue glowing charr and a green glowing human with a death mask look goin on. You meet all kinds of interesting players when you pop open the noodle stand.”

Ever wonder what Vincent’s Final Fantasy XIV yearbook page would look like? Wonder no longer, for your eyes may behold these glamour shots:

When you open up the best Dungeons and Dragons Online lockbox of all time and luck out on the RNG, this is the sight you will see: Hirku Two lounging upon a pile of riches. How will you spend it all?

“Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I’m rich!”

IronSalamander8 takes us to ancient Rome…ish with this Garden Warfare 2 pic: “Emperor Zomboss is a humble potentate! This statue isn’t that big! This is from the Colizeum (yes that z is supposed to be there) map as viewed by my camo ranger zombie and his bat-o-tronic legendary hat.”

OK, this is my “impress me” face and pose. Your task is to put something in the comments that’ll change it to “I am now building a statue of you because you are astounding!” I’m sure you can do it.

Every week, One Shots shines a spotlight on the best community screenshots from your MMO adventures. If you have a great pic to share, email it to with the subject “One Shots.” Make sure that the picture is over 880px wide and comes with a description or story!
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