One Shots: A face only a mother could love

    
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One does have to consider that even the ugliest critter or most disgusting raid boss had a mother who, at one time, cuddled and cooed at her baby while showering it with all sorts of affectionate names. I’m not sure what the parent of this creature might have called it, though. Blobby? Snookums?

“I found Costa del Sol in FFXIV, nice and WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS THAT?” Hurbster screeched.

That, my friend, is a face only a mother could love.

New World didn’t stick for me,” Bree said, “but I really can’t argue with shots like this, pretty early in the newbie experience. Shipwrecks and ghost pirates are my jam.”

Fun fact: Ghost pirates are my pajamas. They’re from the Scooby Doo collection.

Greaterdivinity is getting dirty: “Been playing more Guild Wars 2 again and have been helping out Tyria’s resident smutlord, Snargle Goldclaw. Almost done with his collection quest, and I’m fascinated and horrified that I might learn what ‘titillates a tengu.'”

I, for one, am perfectly fine never knowing the answer to that.

Josh is rocking the FFXIV selfie stick with this stylish wine-sipping bunny girl. Or maybe that’s blood? There have always been rumors and sightings of killer rabbits with an insatiable thirst for life’s very essence.

(The Secret) World being overrun by denizens from the hell dimensions?” asked Sleepy. “Creatures from the outer darkness menacing New England? Illuminati making more of a mess of things than usual? Nothing for it but to don one’s best silk suit, strap daddy’s cavalry sabre to one’s hip, and sally forth to give them all a jolly good thrashing. The bounders.”

Sally forth, my bold commenters, and let fly your most amazing, bizarre, or personally amusing screenshots along with a colorful description!

Every week, One Shots shines a spotlight on the best community screenshots from your MMO adventures. If you have a great pic to share, email it to justin@massivelyop.com with the subject “One Shots.” Make sure that the picture is over 880px wide and comes with a description or story!
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