I am sincerely glad that we have a mature and grown-up community here at Massively OP that does not abuse its posting power to engage in puerile and sophomoric comments. Toilet humor stays in the toilet, I like to say! So I’m very glad to present to you… wait, who let this slip through MOP quality control?
“My main game, Star Trek Online, just dropped new story content and launched its 10th anniversary celebration,” said Mysecretid. “We don’t need no Elf butts — we’ve got Trek butts! Not only does my character’s MACO armor keep him safe on high-risk away missions, it makes his butt look good!”
Well. Thank you so much for that. The commenters are going to be giggling for days now.
“So I was turning in some collectibles for scrips in Idyllshire in Final Fantasy XIV and got invited over to a table for a card game,” said Vincent. “Two hours and several drinks later…”
Vincent, those are NPCs. They’re never going to stop playing! They’ll never go home! You’ll be in their nightmarish limbo forever!
Is Utakata’s favorite color cobolt? Magenta? Topaz? I guess not, because we got an eyeful of orange with this Blade and Soul picture. Just in time for Halloween 2020, too!
Random MMO Fan is enjoying the player antics of FFXIV: “I dunno which emotion this evokes but it is definitely a positive one and the one that makes me want to return to this game’s wonderful, wacky, friendly community of people.”
And Hikari’s back at it again with another mouth-watering shot of Guild Wars 2, now with crystal flavoring and 50% more dragons! Seriously, if you took the dragons out of that game, Guild Wars 2 would collapse like a deck of cards that your two-year-old nephew decided looked “pretty.”
Mood lighting: It can make a huge difference! For this week’s screenshot challenge, post a picture of an area or your character that’s doused in lighting effects of some kind. Or, you know, just post whatever you want. I can’t stop you. Well, I’m a mod, so I could, but I’m probably too lazy.
Every week, One Shots shines a spotlight on the best community screenshots from your MMO adventures. If you have a great pic to share, email it to justin@massivelyop.com with the subject “One Shots.” Make sure that the picture is over 880px wide and comes with a description or story!
