Loot’s not something that I see discussed much these days among MMO players. It’s probably because loot’s been around since the beginning of online time and is such a staple that we’d notice it only if it went away completely or if the object in question were a major game-changer for us.
Random loot from mobs is a reward mechanic that is bordering on archaic, having been supplanted by dependable quest rewards and barter vendors that give us the gear we so desire. Of course, now we’ve come around the weird circle to the point that dropped lockboxes hold interesting loot, but we’ve got to pay for the privilege of seeing what’s inside.
But let’s not go there today! Instead, I’m going to share with you the 10 general types of loot that still get me excited while playing. They will shock, amaze, and radically reshape your life, as long as you’ve had a recent brain wipe and are awaiting brand-new neural instructions.
Vanity pets
I know that not every player cares about companion pets, but hey, a lot of us do! Having that little critter following us around is a good feeling, especially when it adds a bit of personal flair. Finding a small, adorable companion when you least expect it never fails to lift my spirits for the rest of the day.
Major gear upgrades
Note that nowhere on this list will you find “minor, incremental gear upgrades,” even though most of the quest rewards and dropped loot will be just this. Major gear upgrades are exciting simply because they are so very rare, and if I find some out in the game world versus during a dungeon run, I feel like I’ve won a lottery and need to run into the nearest bar and buy everyone a drink (then run out because drinks are expensive and I don’t know those people anyway).
Expensive stuff I can pawn
This type of loot depends on whether or not money in a particular MMO is useful. If so, then I’m always thrilled to find an item that I don’t personally need, but I know that either a vendor or a player will pay me large sums of cash in unmarked bills to obtain. If only it were so easy to become rich in real life! After spending two weeks of killing forest creatures and bringing their various organs to my local pawnshop, I’m going to have to say that this is better left to MMOs and a jury of my peers.
Gear that looks cool
Stats are OK? I guess? But if you really want to inject me full of enthusiasm over a piece of virtual gear, it’s got to be an armor model that looks gnarly and radical — and something I can use in a game’s cosmetic outfit system. Fashion comes before practicality for me, and if I can one-shot raid bosses but look like I dived headfirst into a Salvation Army reject bin, then what’s the point?
Fireworks (and other one-shot gags)
If MMOs are games, then loot are the toys within it. Some toys just look good on your shelf, some you’re going to get tons of use out of them over the years, and some are fun and silly one-shot items that serve to please you momentarily.
So I’m not against one-shot toys like fireworks, transmogrifying potions, and snowballs — I am their biggest fan. Yes, the fun of firing off an explosion into the lower atmosphere may be fleeting, but its brief lifespan also encourages me to enjoy it to its fullness. Plus, other players always enjoy it when you light fireworks right over the heads of ERPers.
Potions
Just go with me on this one. Many MMOs have health, mana, and Red Bull potions coming out of the wazoo, but some don’t, and in those titles, a discovered potion is a treasure meant to be cradled to one’s bosom and talked to in a low, approving voice.
Sunglasses, eye patches, and backpacks
At the very top of the cosmetic item foodchain are these three items, and they can never be surpassed in coolness and desirability. With them, you are always prepared for action in case Pirates of the Matrix begins filming in a zone near you.
Housing items
One of the reasons I feel that all MMOs should have player housing is that it makes the game’s loot richer — and not just an endless parade of vendor trash. If I am given the choice between selling off that novelty clown portrait that dropped from an ogre or hanging it up in my den, I’m more empowered than I would be otherwise. I do hate to let a good clown go to waste when it could be deeply disturbing visitors.
Plus, finding decorations and furnishings out in the world is so absolutely surreal that it’s a form of entertainment unto itself. Why was that water banshee toting around a leather recliner? And now that I have it, I’m going to lash it to my back and walk on home with it as if it’s garbage collection day and I’m that weird guy who prowls through neighborhoods in his pickup truck looking for the last endtable to satisfy his feng shui.
Temporary ability items
As a complement to #5 there are any items — whether they be gear, clickies, poitions, or what have you — that grant your character a temporary ability. I don’t know why this suit of armor lets me throw out six fireballs before going empty forever, but I’m not going to question it. I’m going to find those six cats that hissed at me in the alley the other day.
Temporary abilities are, yet again, just plain fun. They’re not overpowered because of their transient status, and they give you joy in seeing your character do something her or she normally couldn’t. Dungeons & Dragons was always great about having loads of these one-shot abilities on hand just in case, but that game design’s been phased out over the years to the point that devs now make any problem we face solvable by blunt force trauma.
Dyes
You want to make me really happy, random number generator? Then spit out a rare shade of dye the next time I kill a critter, and you’ll see me doing a jig, strut, and foxtrot all in the privacy of my room. For some games (say, Guild Wars), the right dye is worth more gold than a roomful of weapons just because people like looking awesome and turning heads.
And if the game decides to reward my loyal butchery with a whole slew of colored ink, then I’ll be so happy I could dye.
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